This is not a blog

Welcome to the blog that is not. I hate diaries, and I hate people looking into my head and hearing my thoughts. My skull is a house where the imaginary people and voices live and they like their privacy, thank you very much! (That's why eyes only look one way--outward.) Yet, it's hard to keep them all from coming out my ears. So I'll let them spill out onto the Web for a bit, because I certainly don't want my consciousness seeping out my nose (or other holes).

And also because you NEED TO KNOW THIS SHIT people!!!

I try to make sense of the world so I can have a story to tell myself about it. I make an honest attempt to answer my questions myself, by seeking knowledge. And maybe by joning my teeny voice with a chorus of narratives, all trying to stretch and squeeze a universe that doesn't lend itself to order into meaningful patterns, maybe it might help.